It's like a Hobbit birthday party, except that I have to pay for the listing and the party goers have to pay for the items.
The point is that I have made things! And now you (or your friends or your neighbors or anyone you'd like to tell, if you want to) can have these things!
Yes. Go! http://freakishlemon.etsy.com! Peruse! Click on some things! Possibly buy some things!
For now, I'm going to go see a movie with my brother that I predict will be both terrible and amazing.